Order My Book Extreme Halloween Directly From Me
Extreme Pumpkins
Extreme Halloween is my latest Halloween and Pumpkin Carving Book. I am sure you will love it. It is full of halloween tricks and treats that you can create and use.
Penguin Publishing has put the book in almost every book store in the country, but if you order it here you will get it directly from the author, me! Also, I'll make a little more money on the deal.
I would tell you that all of the proceeds are going to put my kids through college, but my oldest is only four. Instead, how about if I promise to buy my son the remote controlled car with a built-in metal detector? He wants it pretty badly.
So order away. I have a whole bunch of these things sitting on a shelf and I'll ship your order out right away.
Penguin Publishing has put the book in almost every book store in the country, but if you order it here you will get it directly from the author, me! Also, I'll make a little more money on the deal.
I would tell you that all of the proceeds are going to put my kids through college, but my oldest is only four. Instead, how about if I promise to buy my son the remote controlled car with a built-in metal detector? He wants it pretty badly.
So order away. I have a whole bunch of these things sitting on a shelf and I'll ship your order out right away.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run the world's most private drugstore. ShopInPrivate.com
Also, last year, my company took over RomanticGifts.com, so if you need a romantic gift for Christmas, a birthday or an anniversary, please consider our wonderful store.
My co-workers and I run the biggest store for bachelorette party items in the world. It is lots of fun. We have fun jobs.
Ok, this is just getting silly. My books are now at Barnes and Noble's (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II, Borders (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II), and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)