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At what point did the carving of pumpkins turn into a "cute" event? When did boys stop carving pumpkins and moms start? Where did we lose touch with one of the years coolest events?

Today we will seize back this ritual. Today is the day we throw away those safe, cute carving tools. Today. We will buy a big, ugly, pumpkin so large one man cannot lift or move it. Today. We will carve that sumbitch into something ugly and plop it on the front porch. October 31st we will light it brightly enough to give visiting children suntans.

Pumpkin carving is reborn.

Welcome to ExtremePumpkins.com where strange pumpkins, pumpkin patterns, and alternative pumpkin carving techniques are developed and demonstrated for you. Pumpkin carving will never be the same.

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The Puking Pumpkin
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What tools work best?
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An Example of Pyro Success
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Drowning In A Bag - Creepy
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The Worlds Fastest Pumpkin Carver
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Kerosene Soaked Toilet Paper - With Video
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Trash Can Costume - Candy Trap
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Contest Winners 2005
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NEW - I Wrote A Book
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A  You Tube Video About Extreme Pumpkins
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Contest Winners 2006
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The Pumpkin Snake Movie
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