Extreme Pumpkins.com - Pumpkin carving at its wildest.!
At what point did pumpkin carving turn into a "cute" event? When did people stop cutting them with knives and start painting them like clowns? When did they start stacking them in pyramids and stop watching them rot? When did an LED light replace a candle? Our neighbors have lost touch with one of the years coolest events, but we will not. We are extreme pumpkin carvers.
Today we will seize back this ritual. Today is the day we throw away those safe, cute carving tools and use a saw powerful enough to remove your leg. Today we will buy a big, ugly, pumpkin. Today. We will carve that great gourd into something ugly and plop it on the front porch. October 31st we will light it brightly enough to give visiting children suntans.
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