What's with the killer clowns this year? I had a few of them and I even chose two. One was really well sculpted and this one was just sloppy enough to be really scary. Scary, like "The Dude Who Carved This Isn't Quite Right In The Head" scary.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.