The Autopsy Pumpkin
Extreme Pumpkins
This pumpkin carving wins the yearly award for best use of boots. This is the first year for the best use of boots award and it will likely be the last year for the best use of boots award because there isn't a trophy or anything, just this little writeup. Perhaps the entrant can put it on his resume?
When I am not carving pumpkins, I operate some of your favorite online stores:ShopInPrivate.com. OverTheHill.com RomanticGifts.com, and Bachelorette.com. I have a really fun job!
Finally, one secret fact about me is that I also own and run Vibrators.com. Yup, I sell sex toys and vibrators for a living (not porn though). I guess somebody has to. People sure do buy a lot of them.