This pumpkin carving wins the yearly award for best use of boots. This is the first year for the best use of boots award and it will likely be the last year for the best use of boots award because there isn't a trophy or anything, just this little writeup. Perhaps the entrant can put it on his resume?
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.