Part of all of us hates Barbie. We hate it because Barbie is probably one of the dumbest institutions in America and its popularity doesn't seem to be decreasing. So screw Barbie and carve a pumpkin like this.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.