Part of all of us hates Barbie. We hate it because Barbie is probably one of the dumbest institutions in America and its popularity doesn't seem to be decreasing. So screw Barbie and carve a pumpkin like this.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run the world's most private drugstore. ShopInPrivate.com
Also, last year, my company took over RomanticGifts.com, so if you need a romantic gift for Christmas, a birthday or an anniversary, please consider our wonderful store.
My co-workers and I run the biggest store for bachelorette party items in the world. It is lots of fun. We have fun jobs.