I have never been attacked by bats, I did build a bat house once so maybe they decided that I'm kinda cool. If I was ever attacked by bats, I believe I would be distraught about it, like this pumpkin is now.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.