The Blender Tending Property Defender Pumpkin
The property defender pumpkin has been an ExtremePumpkins.com standard since before my first book was published, but few have been accessorized well as this beauty. The addition of the blender and the drinking glass make the whole scene a little more disgusting. Nice work!
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run the world's most private drugstore. ShopInPrivate.com
Also, last year, my company took over RomanticGifts.com, so if you need a romantic gift for Christmas, a birthday or an anniversary, please consider our wonderful store.
My co-workers and I run the biggest store for bachelorette party items in the world. It is lots of fun. We have fun jobs.
Ok, this is just getting silly. My books are now at Barnes and Noble's (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II, Borders (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II), and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)