The Blender Tending Property Defender Pumpkin
The property defender pumpkin has been an ExtremePumpkins.com standard since before my first book was published, but few have been accessorized well as this beauty. The addition of the blender and the drinking glass make the whole scene a little more disgusting. Nice work!
When I am not carving pumpkins, I operate some of your favorite online stores:ShopInPrivate.com. OverTheHill.com RomanticGifts.com, and Bachelorette.com. I have a really fun job!
Finally, one secret fact about me is that I also own and run Vibrators.com. Yup, I sell sex toys and vibrators for a living (not porn though). I guess somebody has to. People sure do buy a lot of them.