Listen, just because I awarded this guy a victory for carving a picture of his bulldog, does NOT mean that I want to see the carving you did of your Yorkie. I don't. In fact, each season I am forced to look at countless pictures of people's carvings of their pets. It kind of stinks. This guy did an amazing job on the carving, so I call it a winner.
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