Burnt Out
Girly pumpkins no longer look good after they are lit. Extreme Pumpkins look even better and more disgusting. Here is the flat black pumpkin after it was burned for an evening. It looked cool.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I operate some of your favorite online stores:ShopInPrivate.com. OverTheHill.com RomanticGifts.com, and Bachelorette.com. I have a really fun job!
Finally, one secret fact about me is that I also own and run Vibrators.com. Yup, I sell sex toys and vibrators for a living (not porn though). I guess somebody has to. People sure do buy a lot of them.