Here is another picture of the brain rot that has infected the George Bush pumpkin. Seen from behind, it is pretty gnarly looking.
Conspiracy theorists will note that there are some strange bumps surfacing in this pumpkin. Perhaps it is evidence that the Government is trying to spy on me. Those bumps could be the result of surveilance devices being implanted inside the pumpkins that I carve.
The government doesn't know who they are dealing with though. They won't be successful in tagging me. I have a foil-line hat that blocks their mind control waves..
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.