Bush's Brain Rot - from behind.
Here is another picture of the brain rot that has infected the George Bush pumpkin. Seen from behind, it is pretty gnarly looking.
Conspiracy theorists will note that there are some strange bumps surfacing in this pumpkin. Perhaps it is evidence that the Government is trying to spy on me. Those bumps could be the result of surveilance devices being implanted inside the pumpkins that I carve.
The government doesn't know who they are dealing with though. They won't be successful in tagging me. I have a foil-line hat that blocks their mind control waves..
Conspiracy theorists will note that there are some strange bumps surfacing in this pumpkin. Perhaps it is evidence that the Government is trying to spy on me. Those bumps could be the result of surveilance devices being implanted inside the pumpkins that I carve.
The government doesn't know who they are dealing with though. They won't be successful in tagging me. I have a foil-line hat that blocks their mind control waves..
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run the world's most private drugstore. ShopInPrivate.com
Also, last year, my company took over RomanticGifts.com, so if you need a romantic gift for Christmas, a birthday or an anniversary, please consider our wonderful store.
My co-workers and I run the biggest store for bachelorette party items in the world. It is lots of fun. We have fun jobs.
Ok, this is just getting silly. My books are now at Barnes and Noble's (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II, Borders (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II), and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)