Halloween is a great holiday for many reasons. One great part of Halloween is that we can waste money and no one is going to admonish us. I mean, look at this guy. He bought three pumpkins, three lengths of dowel, a bunch of caramel and even some plastic bugs and such, all for nothin!
You can't eat these things; you can't do anything with them at all. I suppose you could enter them into a pumpkin carving contest, but who would choose them. Only a raving lunatic that finds humor in the wastefulness of others would pick them... and that's why this is one of the 2009 contest winners.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.