Caramel Pumpkins
Halloween is a great holiday for many reasons. One great part of Halloween is that we can waste money and no one is going to admonish us. I mean, look at this guy. He bought three pumpkins, three lengths of dowel, a bunch of caramel and even some plastic bugs and such, all for nothin!
You can't eat these things; you can't do anything with them at all. I suppose you could enter them into a pumpkin carving contest, but who would choose them. Only a raving lunatic that finds humor in the wastefulness of others would pick them... and that's why this is one of the 2009 contest winners.
You can't eat these things; you can't do anything with them at all. I suppose you could enter them into a pumpkin carving contest, but who would choose them. Only a raving lunatic that finds humor in the wastefulness of others would pick them... and that's why this is one of the 2009 contest winners.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I operate some of your favorite online stores:ShopInPrivate.com. OverTheHill.com RomanticGifts.com, and Bachelorette.com. I have a really fun job!
Finally, one secret fact about me is that I also own and run Vibrators.com. Yup, I sell sex toys and vibrators for a living (not porn though). I guess somebody has to. People sure do buy a lot of them.