The Clown In The Van
There is nothing scarier than a clown in a van. Nothing. Not a darned thing is scarier than a clown in a van.
It just so happens that I own a van. It is a big, grey cargo van that we use at my company. I also know a guy who has an evil clown costume. Here is my photo interpretation of the world's scariest candy trap.
It'll scare everyone. Parents, kids, the police, heck, I'm even be a little scared.
It just so happens that I own a van. It is a big, grey cargo van that we use at my company. I also know a guy who has an evil clown costume. Here is my photo interpretation of the world's scariest candy trap.
It'll scare everyone. Parents, kids, the police, heck, I'm even be a little scared.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I operate some of your favorite online stores:ShopInPrivate.com. OverTheHill.com RomanticGifts.com, and Bachelorette.com. I have a really fun job!
Finally, one secret fact about me is that I also own and run Vibrators.com. Yup, I sell sex toys and vibrators for a living (not porn though). I guess somebody has to. People sure do buy a lot of them.