The Clown In The Van
There is nothing scarier than a clown in a van. Nothing. Not a darned thing is scarier than a clown in a van.
It just so happens that I own a van. It is a big, grey cargo van that we use at my company. I also know a guy who has an evil clown costume. Here is my photo interpretation of the world's scariest candy trap.
It'll scare everyone. Parents, kids, the police, heck, I'm even be a little scared.
It just so happens that I own a van. It is a big, grey cargo van that we use at my company. I also know a guy who has an evil clown costume. Here is my photo interpretation of the world's scariest candy trap.
It'll scare everyone. Parents, kids, the police, heck, I'm even be a little scared.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run the world's most private drugstore. ShopInPrivate.com
Also, last year, my company took over RomanticGifts.com, so if you need a romantic gift for Christmas, a birthday or an anniversary, please consider our wonderful store.
My co-workers and I run the biggest store for bachelorette party items in the world. It is lots of fun. We have fun jobs.
Ok, this is just getting silly. My books are now at Barnes and Noble's (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II, Borders (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II), and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)