The Clown In The Van

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There is nothing scarier than a clown in a van. Nothing. Not a darned thing is scarier than a clown in a van.

It just so happens that I own a van. It is a big, grey cargo van that we use at my company. I have to enlist the help of a friend for this one. My friend will wear the clown suit and tell all the kids that pass by "psst. Kid. Want some candy?" That'll scare everyone. Parents, kids, the police, heck, I'll even be a little scared.

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When I am not carving pumpkins, I run the world's most private drugstore. ShopInPrivate.com
Also, last year, my company took over RomanticGifts.com, so if you need a romantic gift for Christmas, a birthday or an anniversary, please consider our wonderful store.
My co-workers and I run the biggest store for bachelorette party items in the world. It is lots of fun. We have fun jobs.

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Look everyone, my book is on amazon. I can't believe it!

Ok, this is just getting silly. My book is now at Barnes and Noble's, Borders, and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)