Day 14 - The Results are In - Bush Will Win!
It has been a few days since I posted an update to the presidential rot race. Let's just say that our candidates have completely collapsed. Bush was the first to fold on about day 11 and Kerry followed a day later.
Now, a few days later they have started to grow some serious mold. I doubt that I can reproduce the work of Alexander Fleming but I decided to examine the mold more closely. It seems like each presidential candidate was harboring different varieties of mold despite the close proximity of the pumpkins to one another.
In General, I will predict that the fast and complete amount of rotteness exhibited by the George W. Bush pumpkin will predict that he will win the election in November.
Update: The Presidential Rotting Race Was Correct!
Now, a few days later they have started to grow some serious mold. I doubt that I can reproduce the work of Alexander Fleming but I decided to examine the mold more closely. It seems like each presidential candidate was harboring different varieties of mold despite the close proximity of the pumpkins to one another.
In General, I will predict that the fast and complete amount of rotteness exhibited by the George W. Bush pumpkin will predict that he will win the election in November.
Update: The Presidential Rotting Race Was Correct!
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run the world's most private drugstore. ShopInPrivate.com
Also, last year, my company took over RomanticGifts.com, so if you need a romantic gift for Christmas, a birthday or an anniversary, please consider our wonderful store.
My co-workers and I run the biggest store for bachelorette party items in the world. It is lots of fun. We have fun jobs.
Ok, this is just getting silly. My books are now at Barnes and Noble's (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II, Borders (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II), and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)