It has been a few days since I posted an update to the presidential rot race. Let's just say that our candidates have completely collapsed. Bush was the first to fold on about day 11 and Kerry followed a day later.
Now, a few days later they have started to grow some serious mold. I doubt that I can reproduce the work of Alexander Fleming but I decided to examine the mold more closely. It seems like each presidential candidate was harboring different varieties of mold despite the close proximity of the pumpkins to one another.
In General, I will predict that the fast and complete amount of rotteness exhibited by the George W. Bush pumpkin will predict that he will win the election in November.
Update: The Presidential Rotting Race Was Correct!
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