Day 15 - Press Coverage of the Race
The Presidential Rot Race has attracted the attention of the media. It was unfortunate for them that they arrived long after the pumpkins were recognizable. George Bush was so far rotted that the cameraman actually stepped in him. He was pretty grossed-out.
Either way, I tried to be a good host and I let them explore my driveway. Here they are discussing interrogation techniques.
Either way, I tried to be a good host and I let them explore my driveway. Here they are discussing interrogation techniques.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I operate some of your favorite online stores:ShopInPrivate.com. OverTheHill.com RomanticGifts.com, and Bachelorette.com. I have a really fun job!
Finally, one secret fact about me is that I also own and run Vibrators.com. Yup, I sell sex toys and vibrators for a living (not porn though). I guess somebody has to. People sure do buy a lot of them.