It is day nine of the Presidential Rot Race and the George Bush Pumpkin isn't doing so well.
His earlier ear infection has gotten ugly and he seems to have developed a bad case of brain rot. I suspect that the brain rot indicates that this pumpkin was a little more ripe than the Kerry pumpkin.
Certainly, the seeds from the GWB pumpkin were more crispy after we cooked them. The Kerry seeds didn't taste very good.
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