Day Nine - Bush Is Rotting Best
It is day nine of the Presidential Rot Race and the George Bush Pumpkin isn't doing so well.
His earlier ear infection has gotten ugly and he seems to have developed a bad case of brain rot. I suspect that the brain rot indicates that this pumpkin was a little more ripe than the Kerry pumpkin.
Certainly, the seeds from the GWB pumpkin were more crispy after we cooked them. The Kerry seeds didn't taste very good.
His earlier ear infection has gotten ugly and he seems to have developed a bad case of brain rot. I suspect that the brain rot indicates that this pumpkin was a little more ripe than the Kerry pumpkin.
Certainly, the seeds from the GWB pumpkin were more crispy after we cooked them. The Kerry seeds didn't taste very good.
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My co-workers and I run the biggest store for bachelorette party items in the world. It is lots of fun. We have fun jobs.
Ok, this is just getting silly. My books are now at Barnes and Noble's (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II, Borders (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II), and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)