Day Nine - Bush Is Rotting Best
It is day nine of the Presidential Rot Race and the George Bush Pumpkin isn't doing so well.
His earlier ear infection has gotten ugly and he seems to have developed a bad case of brain rot. I suspect that the brain rot indicates that this pumpkin was a little more ripe than the Kerry pumpkin.
Certainly, the seeds from the GWB pumpkin were more crispy after we cooked them. The Kerry seeds didn't taste very good.
His earlier ear infection has gotten ugly and he seems to have developed a bad case of brain rot. I suspect that the brain rot indicates that this pumpkin was a little more ripe than the Kerry pumpkin.
Certainly, the seeds from the GWB pumpkin were more crispy after we cooked them. The Kerry seeds didn't taste very good.
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