Day Nine - Kerry Starts Getting Moldy
Day nine has arrived and the John Kerry Pumpkin seems to be doing much better than the George Bush Pumpkin. This means that he is actually losing the Presidential Rot Race, but he looks better doing it.
He has started to develop some moldy substance around the cut areas and some of the squirrels are nibbling on him. Otherwise, he is standing proud.
He has started to develop some moldy substance around the cut areas and some of the squirrels are nibbling on him. Otherwise, he is standing proud.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run the world's most private drugstore. ShopInPrivate.com
Also, last year, my company took over RomanticGifts.com, so if you need a romantic gift for Christmas, a birthday or an anniversary, please consider our wonderful store.
My co-workers and I run the biggest store for bachelorette party items in the world. It is lots of fun. We have fun jobs.
Ok, this is just getting silly. My books are now at Barnes and Noble's (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II, Borders (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II), and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)