Day Two - Nader Joins The Race
My lovely wife and I were shopping at the Western Market in Ferndale (not to be confused with the Eastern Market in Detroit) and she had a brainstorm.
"You should buy one of those little pumpkins and make it Nader!". What a sweet idea I thought.
I picked a small pumpkin because we had walked to the market and had to carry it back along with the Pork roast we planned for Sunday Dinner. Yum.
While the roast roasted I thought about carving the Nader pumpkin. Carving a little bitty pumpkin seemed a little tedious to me and I wanted to have some bread and butter before dinner. The pragmatist inside me made a decision.
Mr. Nader would have to make-do with some magic marker. N-A-D-E-R. I used all capitals in honor of all of the numbskulls that send me e-mails in that format.
"You should buy one of those little pumpkins and make it Nader!". What a sweet idea I thought.
I picked a small pumpkin because we had walked to the market and had to carry it back along with the Pork roast we planned for Sunday Dinner. Yum.
While the roast roasted I thought about carving the Nader pumpkin. Carving a little bitty pumpkin seemed a little tedious to me and I wanted to have some bread and butter before dinner. The pragmatist inside me made a decision.
Mr. Nader would have to make-do with some magic marker. N-A-D-E-R. I used all capitals in honor of all of the numbskulls that send me e-mails in that format.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run the world's most private drugstore. ShopInPrivate.com
Also, last year, my company took over RomanticGifts.com, so if you need a romantic gift for Christmas, a birthday or an anniversary, please consider our wonderful store.
My co-workers and I run the biggest store for bachelorette party items in the world. It is lots of fun. We have fun jobs.
Ok, this is just getting silly. My books are now at Barnes and Noble's (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II, Borders (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II), and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)