Because You Have Teeth
Pumpkin carving never gets old. Even as I get old, it is still fun to carve pumpkins. It is a fun way to express your sense of humor. This submission is just that. A fun, humorous design by someone that I bet is not quite fresh from the cradle.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I operate some of your favorite online stores:ShopInPrivate.com. OverTheHill.com RomanticGifts.com, and Bachelorette.com. I have a really fun job!
Finally, one secret fact about me is that I also own and run Vibrators.com. Yup, I sell sex toys and vibrators for a living (not porn though). I guess somebody has to. People sure do buy a lot of them.