The Distended Eyeball Pumpkin
For some reason, this pumpkin reminds me of the Vietnamese place where I often have lunch. They serve these steaming hot bowls of soup called Pho (pronounced sort of like "fuh"). Pho is something delicious to eat, but you gotta wonder what they put in it. I suppose that an eyeball is probably par for the course for most Pho chefs.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run the world's most private drugstore. ShopInPrivate.com
Also, last year, my company took over RomanticGifts.com, so if you need a romantic gift for Christmas, a birthday or an anniversary, please consider our wonderful store.
My co-workers and I run the biggest store for bachelorette party items in the world. It is lots of fun. We have fun jobs.
Ok, this is just getting silly. My books are now at Barnes and Noble's (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II, Borders (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II), and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)