This pumpkin's taste in beer is as good as his taste in hats. I wish I could pull off the sideways bottlecap beret. I also wish I could drink beer while I was carving pumpkins. But they took my chainsaw away last time I tried to do that. Oops.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.