Dude, nice evil clown pumpkin. We could be friends you know. Not the kind of friends that I introduce you to my kids, but we could be sorta friends. Like the kind of friends that ride motorcycles together and have a beer once in a while. Just don't ask where I live, OK?
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.