Dude, nice evil clown pumpkin. We could be friends you know. Not the kind of friends that I introduce you to my kids, but we could be sorta friends. Like the kind of friends that ride motorcycles together and have a beer once in a while. Just don't ask where I live, OK?
When I am not carving pumpkins, I am a successful entrepreneur. This year I launched a new brand of bulletproof vests. You can see it at BulletSafe.com. It is a pretty big deal too. It offers great protection and only costs $299.