This evil clown wins the award for the most colorful pumpkin this year! It can come collect it at the award ceremony that's happening in my nightmares tonight, because I know I'm going to see this guy there. Yikes.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.