Look at this handsome fella, with all those wrinkles and a skull that's barely stitched together. I think maybe he should talk to the Botox Pumpkin and learn her beauty secrets. It's a really well-carved pumpkin, all I'm saying is, I wouldn't kiss him, even after a drink or twelve.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.