This pumpkin is first painted with flat-black spray paint. It will stick for about 5-6 days after that, it starts to flake off due to the pumpkin giving off moisture. During those 5-6 days it will look really, really evil.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I am a successful entrepreneur. This year I launched a new brand of bulletproof vests. You can see it at BulletSafe.com. It is a pretty big deal too. It offers great protection and only costs $299.