Flossing Is More Extreme Than You Previously Thought
Not every dental hygienist is a little Miss Nicey-Nice. Some are complete badasses. Check out this Did You Floss pumpkin. I bet the person who carved it probably cleans your teeth with a car buffer and rinses you with a pressure washer. That's OK honey, some people like pain.
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