Freedom of Speech Pumpkin
This was easily the simplest pumpkin I have done. I used the backside of the pumpkin to try different techniques. I tried routing a slot and stapling accross it, having no slot, and just using a saw cut. I thought the saw cut looked most macabre.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I operate some of your favorite online stores:ShopInPrivate.com. OverTheHill.com RomanticGifts.com, and Bachelorette.com. I have a really fun job!
Finally, one secret fact about me is that I also own and run Vibrators.com. Yup, I sell sex toys and vibrators for a living (not porn though). I guess somebody has to. People sure do buy a lot of them.