I have never had the desire to live on a golf course. Well, that isn't entirely true, once I thought it would be fun to live on a golf course and every night ride a dirt bike all around the fairways, then hide the dirbike in the garage.
Let's start again. I have never had the desire to live on a golf course, until I saw this pumpkin design, then it would be especially funny. I could put it right out by the fairway. Ha ha.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.