This pumpkin comes from one of the expert carvers that send in submission each year. I chose it as a champion because its lopsided look really set it apart. There is something inherently ugly about an asymetric face.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.