GunPowder Pumpkin
Don wrote in and described his desire to light his pumpkin with gunpowder. Now, I don't know Don, but I am fairly glad he isn't my next door neighbor. I wouldn't mind hanging out with him, but knowing that he has a supply of gunpowder handy is a little frightening.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run the world's most private drugstore. ShopInPrivate.com
Also, last year, my company took over RomanticGifts.com, so if you need a romantic gift for Christmas, a birthday or an anniversary, please consider our wonderful store.
My co-workers and I run the biggest store for bachelorette party items in the world. It is lots of fun. We have fun jobs.
Ok, this is just getting silly. My books are now at Barnes and Noble's (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II, Borders (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II), and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)