Don wrote in and described his desire to light his pumpkin with gunpowder. Now, I don't know Don, but I am fairly glad he isn't my next door neighbor. I wouldn't mind hanging out with him, but knowing that he has a supply of gunpowder handy is a little frightening.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.