Some folks have written to ask how to contribute money to this website. No thanks. I really don't want donations. Instead, if you want to do me a favor, I would like it if you gave my business a try.

Since 1998 I have made a living providing people like yourself with the most private way to purchase personal items. My company tries to find the most embarrassing items in the world then we give you the ability to shop in private for them. We fill your order quickly and accurately and then we never, ever, ever contact you after the sale. Over 250,000 people have ordered from us and I hope you will be next. Here is a list of websites that I own and operate I hope one of them offers something you will like.

ShopInPrivate.com - Shop In Private is the worlds most private drugstore. Next time, instead of going to the drugstore to buy condoms, preparation-h, or any other embarrassing stuff, Shop In Private for those items at ShopInPrivate.com. The prices are really great and the privacy policy is unbeatable. Also, we sell items that no drugstores carry; truly embarrassing items.

Bachelorette.com - Bachelorette.com is the world's largest supplier of merchandise for bachelorette parties. We have over 500 different bachelorette party items. Most of which would be very uncomfortable to buy in person. So, if you are planning a bachelorette party I hope you will remember your friend Tom and his website of products. The name is easy enough, Bachelorette.com

RomanticGifts.com - One other great thing you can do online is shop for a gift for your lover. I run RomanticGifts.com and we sell items that you would want to share with a lover. I hope you take a look.

Thanks for helping me keep this site running. Tom from ExtremePumpkins.com