Here they are trying to get the truth.

Here they are trying to get the truth.
"Listen up pumpkin, our viewers want to know!"

Actually, the news guys were super-nice and it was a very nice afternoon. I took two hours out of my workday to spend in the sun at my house. I even carved that pumpkin for them. It was the "stake through the eye pumpkin". They videotaped me carving. It was fun.

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