Before you throw you pumpkin in the garbage, consider leaving it behind the garage for a little while. It is sometimes fun to see what happens to them. Perhaps yours will grow mold that makes it look like a masterpiece. Then again, it could just turn into a rotten, fly-infested mess.
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