Before you throw you pumpkin in the garbage, consider leaving it behind the garage for a little while. It is sometimes fun to see what happens to them. Perhaps yours will grow mold that makes it look like a masterpiece. Then again, it could just turn into a rotten, fly-infested mess.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I am a successful entrepreneur. This year I launched a new brand of bulletproof vests. You can see it at BulletSafe.com. It is a pretty big deal too. It offers great protection and only costs $299.