My 15 miliseconds of fame

This website has been unbelievably popular since October 1st. It was a USA Today hotsite and Yahoo's Pick of the Day. By the way you bastards used our photo and didn't give us a credit. I doubt I can expect a check in future huh?
Anyway, as I was saying before I began my tirade. I have recently been featured on the TV and the newspaper. Here is a dude from the paper taking photos in our driveway. See below to get a photo he took after he was done. He used my camera and did I much better job than I do.
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When I am not carving pumpkins, I run the world's most private drugstore. ShopInPrivate.com
Also, last year, my company took over RomanticGifts.com, so if you need a romantic gift for Christmas, a birthday or an anniversary, please consider our wonderful store.
My co-workers and I run the biggest store for bachelorette party items in the world. It is lots of fun. We have fun jobs.
ShopInPrivate.com | Bachelorette.com | RomanticGifts.com
Look everyone, My Book, Extreme Pumpkins - At Amazon
and My Second Book, Extreme Pumpkins II
is there too.
Ok, this is just getting silly. My books are now at Barnes and Noble's (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II, Borders (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II), and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)