My 15 miliseconds of fame

This website has been unbelievably popular since October 1st. It was a USA Today hotsite and Yahoo's Pick of the Day. By the way you bastards used our photo and didn't give us a credit. I doubt I can expect a check in future huh?
Anyway, as I was saying before I began my tirade. I have recently been featured on the TV and the newspaper. Here is a dude from the paper taking photos in our driveway. See below to get a photo he took after he was done. He used my camera and did I much better job than I do.
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When I am not carving pumpkins, I operate some of your favorite online stores:ShopInPrivate.com. OverTheHill.com RomanticGifts.com, and Bachelorette.com. I have a really fun job!
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Finally, one secret fact about me is that I also own and run Vibrators.com. Yup, I sell sex toys and vibrators for a living (not porn though). I guess somebody has to. People sure do buy a lot of them.