Candy Traps!

I love halloween. I especially loved it as a kid. One of my favorite houses to visit when I was a kid was a house where they would play a prank on you. The Mom would answer the door with the candy. While you were distracted, the Dad would leap out of the bushes in a Gorilla suit and scare the heck out of you.

I wasn't alone in enjoying that house. It was fun. This page is about trying to bring some more of that style of fun back to trick or treating.

I also wanted some way to discourage a recent trend in my neighborhood. It seems like 15-20 year olds have decided that they deserve some free candy. I don't agree. I think that they deserve a pillowcase full of hose-water.


		Trash Can Costume - Candy Trap				The Gorilla Suit


		Age Group Arrows				The Clown In The Van


		Fishing For Kids				Fat Suit


		Human Trap				Giant Monster Head


		Funhouse Jets of Air				Keep Jumping Kiddo


		Mutant Yard Frankensteins				Bear Trap Candy Holder


		Candy Guarding Guillotine				Candy Maze - Life Isn't Fair Kiddo


		Candy Tunnel				Candy Under Glass


		Candy Trap - Camoflage				Candy Trap - Hershey Bar

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