Oh No! Not That! Anything But That!
I rarely laugh out loud while reading the internet. I see people use the "LOL" all of the time, but I doubt that they really do LOL. Of course, you probably did chuckle a little the first time you saw this one. I know that I did. CTM. chuck to myself...
When I am not carving pumpkins, I operate some of your favorite online stores:ShopInPrivate.com. OverTheHill.com RomanticGifts.com, and Bachelorette.com. I have a really fun job!
Finally, one secret fact about me is that I also own and run Vibrators.com. Yup, I sell sex toys and vibrators for a living (not porn though). I guess somebody has to. People sure do buy a lot of them.