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Old and Constipated

In our concepts area we did a sketch for something that we felt was truly scary...Getting Old. This contestant decided to carve the pumpkin and she added a pack of ex-lax just to complete the design.

In a desire to maintain full disclosure it should be noted that I sell ex-lax for a living.


Pumpkin Carving Techniques | Pumpkin Carving Ideas | Pumpkin Carving Photos | About Extreme Pumpkins | Extreme Pumpkins Index| Copyright 2007 Calm Tom


When I am not carving pumpkins, I run the world's most private drugstore. ShopInPrivate.com
Also, last year, my company took over RomanticGifts.com, so if you need a romantic gift for Christmas, a birthday or an anniversary, please consider our wonderful store.
My co-workers and I run the biggest store for bachelorette party items in the world. It is lots of fun. We have fun jobs.

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Look everyone, my book is on amazon. I can't believe it!

Ok, this is just getting silly. My book is now at Barnes and Noble's, Borders, and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)