Old and Constipated

Old and Constipated
In our concepts area we did a sketch for something that we felt was truly scary...Getting Old. This contestant decided to carve the pumpkin and she added a pack of ex-lax just to complete the design.

In a desire to maintain full disclosure it should be noted that I sell ex-lax for a living.

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When I am not carving pumpkins, I operate some of your favorite online stores:ShopInPrivate.com. OverTheHill.com RomanticGifts.com, and Bachelorette.com. I have a really fun job!

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Finally, one secret fact about me is that I also own and run Vibrators.com. Yup, I sell sex toys and vibrators for a living (not porn though). I guess somebody has to. People sure do buy a lot of them.