I've seen some strange pumpkin portraits in my day. The previous best-of-breed was Lionel Richie, but I think that Billie Joel as the Piano Man tops even Lionel. This my friends is an obscure pumpkin carving and I love it.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.