Pimple Faced Booger Eater
I was back to my notepad trying to create scary pumpkin ideas. I did come up with a gross idea. That kid in school that ate his boogers was pretty gross. I was making another pumpkin later that day with expandable insulation so I thought I could do a booger eater pumpkin.
At the farm stand I found this pumpkin. I needed one with a slightly turned-in face and this one had the pimply texture. Perfect!
After it was done, no one liked it. Personally, I thought it was sweet. My wife didn't like it. The news people that came by ignored it. My friends and neighbors didn't like it either. Finally, my friends 3 year old saw it. "Dat one eat it own snot Daddy!" he laughed. All the other 3 year olds laughed too. I did as well.
At the farm stand I found this pumpkin. I needed one with a slightly turned-in face and this one had the pimply texture. Perfect!
After it was done, no one liked it. Personally, I thought it was sweet. My wife didn't like it. The news people that came by ignored it. My friends and neighbors didn't like it either. Finally, my friends 3 year old saw it. "Dat one eat it own snot Daddy!" he laughed. All the other 3 year olds laughed too. I did as well.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run the world's most private drugstore. ShopInPrivate.com
Also, last year, my company took over RomanticGifts.com, so if you need a romantic gift for Christmas, a birthday or an anniversary, please consider our wonderful store.
My co-workers and I run the biggest store for bachelorette party items in the world. It is lots of fun. We have fun jobs.
Ok, this is just getting silly. My books are now at Barnes and Noble's (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II, Borders (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II), and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)