2004 Presidential Race

My latest feature is pumpkins of the presidential candidates. Unlike most folks though, I am tracking which presidential pumpkin rots first. It is sort of like an election, but the loser rots away in the most spectacular fashion. Hmmm. Perhaps that should make him the winner.

Either way, I will post updates every couple of days until the election.

You'll have to read the results in the way that suits you best. I don't portend to be a predictor of election results. I am just a guy who likes watching pumpkins rot. Here is the latest.

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When I am not carving pumpkins, I operate some of your favorite online stores:ShopInPrivate.com. OverTheHill.com RomanticGifts.com, and Bachelorette.com. I have a really fun job!

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Finally, one secret fact about me is that I also own and run Vibrators.com. Yup, I sell sex toys and vibrators for a living (not porn though). I guess somebody has to. People sure do buy a lot of them.