2004 Presidential Race

My latest feature is pumpkins of the presidential candidates. Unlike most folks though, I am tracking which presidential pumpkin rots first. It is sort of like an election, but the loser rots away in the most spectacular fashion. Hmmm. Perhaps that should make him the winner.

Either way, I will post updates every couple of days until the election.

You'll have to read the results in the way that suits you best. I don't portend to be a predictor of election results. I am just a guy who likes watching pumpkins rot. Here is the latest.


		John Kerry Pumpkin Pattern				George W. Bush Pumpkin Pattern


		Buying Ugly Pumpkins				Time to Start Carving


		Carved Up Presidential Pumpkins				Matt Starts The Rotting Process


		Day Two - Nader Joins The Race				Day Two Part II - Bush Gets and Earful of Squirrel


		Day Five - An Ear Infection				Nader Drops Off The Table


		Day Nine - Bush Is Rotting Best				Day Nine - Kerry Starts Getting Moldy


		Day 14 - The Results are Fuzzy				Day 15 - Press Coverage of the Race

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