Puking Pumpkin Version 832
The back cover of the book needed a puking pumpkin, so I carved another one. This time I put some guts coming out of the nose. I am getting a little tired of carving the puking pumpkin. I shouldn't complain. They pay me to do it and it is easy. That is the American Dream right there.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run the world's most private drugstore. ShopInPrivate.com
Also, last year, my company took over RomanticGifts.com, so if you need a romantic gift for Christmas, a birthday or an anniversary, please consider our wonderful store.
My co-workers and I run the biggest store for bachelorette party items in the world. It is lots of fun. We have fun jobs.
Ok, this is just getting silly. My books are now at Barnes and Noble's (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II, Borders (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II), and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)