The back cover of the book needed a puking pumpkin, so I carved another one. This time I put some guts coming out of the nose. I am getting a little tired of carving the puking pumpkin. I shouldn't complain. They pay me to do it and it is easy. That is the American Dream right there.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I am a successful entrepreneur. This year I launched a new brand of bulletproof vests. You can see it at BulletSafe.com. It is a pretty big deal too. It offers great protection and only costs $299.