The back cover of the book needed a puking pumpkin, so I carved another one. This time I put some guts coming out of the nose. I am getting a little tired of carving the puking pumpkin. I shouldn't complain. They pay me to do it and it is easy. That is the American Dream right there.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.