This person wrote me an email asking if I host a "pumpkin belly contest" to which I replied "send it in and it will win" because it was 2 days before the pumpkin contest deadline and no one else had submitted a belly photo. I secretly hoped it would be a really rotund gentleman, but I didn't mind the pregnant belly. Ha! It's pretty nice, but what happened to her navel, did they spackle it shut?
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.