The Rasta Pumpkin - Uses Twizzlers
Extreme Pumpkins
I am all for a quick and cheap pumpkin gag and this is one of my favorites. Using black twizzlers for dreadlocks is going to be the new thing in town. Be the first of your friends to do it. I suggest using a drill to make the holes for the twizzlers to go into.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I operate some of your favorite online stores:ShopInPrivate.com. OverTheHill.com RomanticGifts.com, and Bachelorette.com. I have a really fun job!
Finally, one secret fact about me is that I also own and run Vibrators.com. Yup, I sell sex toys and vibrators for a living (not porn though). I guess somebody has to. People sure do buy a lot of them.