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Leftovers From My Books

I am really proud of my two books. I hope you will take a look at them, they should be on the shelf of your local bookstore. I am almost certain that you will not only like them, but will find them useful every year at halloween time. They have some fun and funny stuff ideas in them.

Not everything that I wrote made it into the books. Some pieces just wouldn't fit. I vowed that I would try to save them. If you like the pieces I have included here, you will really like the books because these are the rejected parts.

If you hate the stuff here, you should also buy the books because the books don't not include that stuff. Ha ha. Actually, if you hate this stuff, you will definitely hate the book, so don't bother.

Here you go, rejects from the books Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II.

10 Facts About The Church of Satan	Tools for Terror - My Attempt at Being Funny About What Tools To Use	The Beer Cooler Pumpkin
Phrenology - Too Weird for the Book	Pumpkin Seeds	Squash and Pumpkin Tasting
A You Tube Video Slideshow of Pictures from the Book	A You Tube Video About Extreme Pumpkins	10 Things You Can't Show a Baby Pumpkin Doing
The Clown In The Van	The Pumpkin Full of Pennies	My Favorite Baseball Joke Was Not Included In My Second Book
Godzilla Lighting The Town On Fire	My First Subliminal Pumpkin Was A Little Too Scary	10 Scary Things About Kids
10 Designs That Will Now Never Be Published	Pumpkin Station 3000	The Love Letter Derby

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Look everyone, My Book, Extreme Pumpkins - At Amazon and My Second Book, Extreme Pumpkins II is there too.
Ok, this is just getting silly. My books are now at Barnes and Noble's (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II, Borders (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II), and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)