The Samurai Pumpkin
I was just reading something about Samurai on the internet. I know very little about them, so I decided to try to find something funny to say. Here it is.
The Samurai had a long history, some great, some not-so-great. 1873 was probably the worst year. That was the year that Samurai could no longer wear their Katana (sword) in public. It was also the same year that Samurai lost the legal ability to execute any commoners that disrespected them. Bummer. I bet they took a lot more crap in 1873 than they did in 1872.
The Samurai had a long history, some great, some not-so-great. 1873 was probably the worst year. That was the year that Samurai could no longer wear their Katana (sword) in public. It was also the same year that Samurai lost the legal ability to execute any commoners that disrespected them. Bummer. I bet they took a lot more crap in 1873 than they did in 1872.
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Ok, this is just getting silly. My books are now at Barnes and Noble's (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II, Borders (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II), and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)