Rob Cockerham (famed Internet prankster and Artiste) did this sketch. He is going to contribute 20 or so sketches, four pumpkins and one photo-essay. You'll be able to recognize his unique work on the site.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.