The Suicide Pumpkin
I can kid around with the best of them, but one thing that I don't really find funny is suicide. In fact, the one cause that I support most heartily is suicide prevention. I donate to suicide prevention until it hurts, sacrificing all sorts of luxuries and personal treats if only to prevent one person from taking their own life.
If you are considering suicide, you should seek help. Did you know that most people that contemplate suicide only do so for a period of about 6 weeks? A professional, such as a counselor at a suicide hotline, can help you through this period. Things will get better.
I do like this pumpkin though. It is really gross looking.
If you are considering suicide, you should seek help. Did you know that most people that contemplate suicide only do so for a period of about 6 weeks? A professional, such as a counselor at a suicide hotline, can help you through this period. Things will get better.
I do like this pumpkin though. It is really gross looking.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I operate some of your favorite online stores:ShopInPrivate.com. OverTheHill.com RomanticGifts.com, and Bachelorette.com. I have a really fun job!
Finally, one secret fact about me is that I also own and run Vibrators.com. Yup, I sell sex toys and vibrators for a living (not porn though). I guess somebody has to. People sure do buy a lot of them.