The Suicide Pumpkin
I can kid around with the best of them, but one thing that I don't really find funny is suicide. In fact, the one cause that I support most heartily is suicide prevention. I donate to suicide prevention until it hurts, sacrificing all sorts of luxuries and personal treats if only to prevent one person from taking their own life.
If you are considering suicide, you should seek help. Did you know that most people that contemplate suicide only do so for a period of about 6 weeks? A professional, such as a counselor at a suicide hotline, can help you through this period. Things will get better.
I do like this pumpkin though. It is really gross looking.
If you are considering suicide, you should seek help. Did you know that most people that contemplate suicide only do so for a period of about 6 weeks? A professional, such as a counselor at a suicide hotline, can help you through this period. Things will get better.
I do like this pumpkin though. It is really gross looking.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run the world's most private drugstore. ShopInPrivate.com
Also, last year, my company took over RomanticGifts.com, so if you need a romantic gift for Christmas, a birthday or an anniversary, please consider our wonderful store.
My co-workers and I run the biggest store for bachelorette party items in the world. It is lots of fun. We have fun jobs.
Look everyone, My Book, Extreme Pumpkins - At Amazon
and My Second Book, Extreme Pumpkins II is there too.Ok, this is just getting silly. My books are now at Barnes and Noble's (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II, Borders (Extreme Pumpkins and Extreme Pumpkins II), and a ton of independent book stores, (see BookSense.com.)