I can kid around with the best of them, but one thing that I don't really find funny is suicide. In fact, the one cause that I support most heartily is suicide prevention. I donate to suicide prevention until it hurts, sacrificing all sorts of luxuries and personal treats if only to prevent one person from taking their own life.
If you are considering suicide, you should seek help. Did you know that most people that contemplate suicide only do so for a period of about 6 weeks? A professional, such as a counselor at a suicide hotline, can help you through this period. Things will get better.
I do like this pumpkin though. It is really gross looking.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.