The Swine Flu Pumpkin

The Swine Flu Pumpkin
Man, do I think the swine flu is scary. I mean, it affects young people worst of all and doesn't seem to affect the elderly as badly. I lay awake at night thinking about what will happen if this disease ravages the world. Interstate traffic will move no faster than 45 miles per hour. There will be no TV broadcast after 10PM. The tubes of the internet will surely clog, and you won't be able to find a restaurant table between 4:30 and 5:45 PM.

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When I am not carving pumpkins, I run The World's Most Private Company and The World's Most Private Store. I also found success as the founder of BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests. My most important work though is raising my three kids and trying my best not be a terrible husband. I have a fun life.