Man, do I think the swine flu is scary. I mean, it affects young people worst of all and doesn't seem to affect the elderly as badly. I lay awake at night thinking about what will happen if this disease ravages the world. Interstate traffic will move no faster than 45 miles per hour. There will be no TV broadcast after 10PM. The tubes of the internet will surely clog, and you won't be able to find a restaurant table between 4:30 and 5:45 PM.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I am a successful entrepreneur. This year I launched a new brand of bulletproof vests. You can see it at BulletSafe.com. It is a pretty big deal too. It offers great protection and only costs $299.