The P-Section Pumpkin
I love the submissions that seem to come from hospital employees. They bring an incredible level of gruesome detail that the rest of us would omit. From the carrot fingers, to the braided umbilical cord, this one is priceless.
My only hope is that these crazy people never have me in the operating room. They probably have great bedside manner, but as far as trusting them with my life...Hmmm.
My only hope is that these crazy people never have me in the operating room. They probably have great bedside manner, but as far as trusting them with my life...Hmmm.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I operate some of your favorite online stores:ShopInPrivate.com. OverTheHill.com RomanticGifts.com, and Bachelorette.com. I have a really fun job!
Finally, one secret fact about me is that I also own and run Vibrators.com. Yup, I sell sex toys and vibrators for a living (not porn though). I guess somebody has to. People sure do buy a lot of them.