I love the submissions that seem to come from hospital employees. They bring an incredible level of gruesome detail that the rest of us would omit. From the carrot fingers, to the braided umbilical cord, this one is priceless.
My only hope is that these crazy people never have me in the operating room. They probably have great bedside manner, but as far as trusting them with my life...Hmmm.
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