Third Step
The first order of business was to buy the perfect pumpkin. First I checked eBay.
That didn't work out so well, the pumpkin I was sent was odd shaped, and green. I didn't like it so I went to the local roadside vegetable stand.
Curse You E-Bay ID: PumpkinKing2134!!! I want my $3.50 returned. If you don't send it, I will leave you a neutral feedback.
That didn't work out so well, the pumpkin I was sent was odd shaped, and green. I didn't like it so I went to the local roadside vegetable stand.
Curse You E-Bay ID: PumpkinKing2134!!! I want my $3.50 returned. If you don't send it, I will leave you a neutral feedback.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I operate some of your favorite online stores:ShopInPrivate.com. OverTheHill.com RomanticGifts.com, and Bachelorette.com. I have a really fun job!
Finally, one secret fact about me is that I also own and run Vibrators.com. Yup, I sell sex toys and vibrators for a living (not porn though). I guess somebody has to. People sure do buy a lot of them.