This is Barb. Barb has been my wife's friend for a very long time. Barb lives in a very nice house near the Detroit Zoo. Barb likes gardening and home improvements. Barb also likes her cats but unlike most of the "cat ladies" that our friends seem to be turning into, I think that Barb is different. It is just a guess, but I think that if the world were coming to an end, that Barb is the only one of our friends that would see her cats as a potential source of food. Our other friends just don't have the guts for it.
One other cool thing about Barb is that her house has a ghost in it. This is not a case where Barb thinks she saw a ghost, but it seems to be a case where lots of people have seen this ghost. I don't really believe in ghosts but I also don't spend a lot of time in Barb's house. So I don't know.
This is not a good picture of Barb because she has a very nice smile and the picture makes her teeth look yellowy. Not true.
When I am not carving pumpkins, I run a bulletproof vest company. BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests are the value leader in body armor. We are very popular with people like armored car operators and ATM repairmen.